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~ reality is the leading cause of stress. + this isnt burger king, you cant have it your way. + dont look at me in that tone of voice.
~ around here i have a very responsible postion, whenever something goes wrong, im responsible.
~ im not arogant, im just a whole lot better than you.
~ dont start with me, you wont win.
~ im not opinionated, im just always right.
~ how can i miss you if you wont go away?
~ need a vacation? go away.
~ if i promise to miss you will you go away?
~ if you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
Jokes
~ what do you call a smart blonde?
a golden retriever
~ what is the right time to go to the dentist?
2:30 (tooth hurty)
Funny Things To Do In Walmart
~ stick random things in peoples carts
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